Retirement Card. Front: Retirement SURVIVAL KIT, all the free time in the world, peace and quiet, sleep in, adventure, new uniform, the open road, enjoy a cold one! fun and games. Inside: decisions, decisions! ENJOY EVERY WONDERFUL MOMENT OF YOUR RETIREMENT. Papyrus Retirement Greetings Cards and More Perfect for retirement party gifts and occasions. Papyrus Cards Found, Available and in stock now at the Interior Digs N Gifts Shop Online or In store for local pick up.